Can someone relay this information to Judd Apatow please?

Back in the fall of 1999, I was in college, working part-time at Party City (Jesus Christ, I'm getting PTSD just even writing that). Halloween, being their busiest time, is essentially their Christmas season. As employees, we all had to pick a costume in stock, and wear it for the entire month of October. For whatever…

As bad as "The Hangover Part III" is — and it definitely is not good — I still respect it more than the carbon-copy first sequel for, at least, trying to forge a somewhat different path. I like that it's unlikeable.

It's true. Christmas of '97, my cousin got me the "Too Hot for TV!" VHS of Jerry Springer. I don't think I ever watched it… :(

So, we can't make any more jokes about sucking dick now?

All I know about this series is that my old man had the books. Gotta be honest, wasn't expecting "Last Action Hero 2" (though I've always wanted that).

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BRING BACK BOOKER!!!!!

Be excellent to each other, and… PARTY ON, DUDES!!!

That, or the Van Halen III album.

Shark still looks fake.

Right now, you're not doing what you wish you were.

Thank you. Appreciate it.

I drove for Uber for maybe a month. Did probably 250 rides, and of those, two people tipped. Fuck that company.

Be more aware! Death Wishes II, 3, and 4: The Crackdown insist upon it.

Yeah, I love "Starsky & Hutch," too.

I was always generally more of a Gene guy than a Roger guy, but, yeah, he couldn't always be right.

About five years ago, saw it for the first time at the New Bev, on a double-feature with "After Hours." Just a great time at the movies.

Esophageal took my old man. Just awful. My best to you and your father.