It took my old man. It's awful.

Oh, man… New World. Vestron. Cannon. As a dumb kid, when browsing through my mom n' pop video store, I would always equate their movies as lesser product. Now, they're pretty much the seals of approval for me.

Cleanup in Isle 2!

During the "Late Night" nights, Conan would occasionally drop in a throwaway Baio joke. During the "apology note" bit — in which he'd write to celebrities, apologizing for something he did — the one I remember the most to this day was this: "Dear Scott, Sorry we had to bump you from the show due to the fact that there…

A decade later, I can tell you what this was, but I still can't tell you why this was.

This time, it's up to you.

Vietmann!

Got really stoned and went to the New Bev to see the the 1962 Disney film, "Sammy, the Way-Out Seal." So much fun.

"In the year 2000… Pandas will finally admit that they're just goth polar bears…"

My favorite film of '99. I remember when it came out on VHS (in 2000), my college theatre professor — a very prim and proper man — didn't feel like teaching that day. He had brought to a class a video from Blockbuster (again, 2000), saying, pretty dismissively, that he had heard all about the rave reviews, and that if…

I remember I really wanted to like it, and even thought the trailers looked fun, but, man, did I find it so boring and ugly. It would never happen, but if rebooted and done right, it could be really, really fun.

Remember when you could get Wild Wild West sunglasses with your order at Burger King? I never forgot, and, unfortunately, the pictures won't let me either.

I once watched several episodes of "Entourage" on acid. Actually made perfect sense.

Tell me, Future Boy, who's President of the United States in 2017?!

Somewhat in the same boat. I do remember (embarrassingly so) gushing about this film as any dumb 19 year-old would at the time. I also remember really liking G. Love & Special Sauce. I guess what I'm trying to say is, 1997 was a really weird fuckin' time, man.

What if they're holding up a DVD of "Proof?"

I was hoping it was Chris Elliott.

…and he created Poison Ivy… which in turn created Batgirl…

"Thuit me up, Uncle Alfred."

I thought 3rd Bass was on third base!