Yeah, and I'm sure they weren't wrong, but, personally, when it's 1) a buddy-cop movie, 2) set in L.A., and 3) starring Harrison Ford (and in a comedy to boot!), all logic and good taste goes out the window.

I've since forgiven him for killing my son with that skewer.

Crow and Servo's new voices are certainly… something.

Initially, I thought you said you walked out of Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects, but after calming down, I see that I misread. Still, you get an upvote for even knowing what the hell that is.

This might be the only time I get to upvote "Solo," and I'll be damned if I'm gonna miss that opportunity!

But by that rationale, we'd be deprived of "Get Shorty" and "Face/Off," and that is a world I have absolutely no interest in.

Jesus Christ, I also saw "The Story of Us." It was a 90 minute, Very Special Episode of "Mad About You."

Courtroom comedies are not your thing!

I haven't seen it since it came out, but I remember the chilling effect of seeing my hero Harrison Ford calmly setting up Michele Pfeiffer to drown in the tub.

I would argue that THIS IS 40 is far more offensive in every conceivable way. I absolutely fucking hate that movie.

I'm conflicted. I wanna downvote you for including "Cocktail," but then you go and redeem yourself for even just knowing what "Another Stakeout" is… so, as you can see, I'm torn.

Ha, that's right! And I remember the collective "meh" that permeated the theatre after.

Not many people can claim they saw that in theatres! I'm jealous!

Hollywood Homicide is a classic example of a movie that I will absolutely watch (and despite my better judgment, enjoy), but in no way shape or form would I EVER recommend it.

I upvoted your comment when I mistakenly read that "Spaceballs" was in your Top 10 of all time. I apologize, and have since taken my upvote back.

All I remember from seeing "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" in theatres was that I was a senior in high school, it was a few days before NYE, and though my two dumb friends and I were stoned AF, I think we had only one collective laugh between the three of us (which was from the "Dracula? Dracula? Schedule?" exchange in…

I chimed in earlier with 3000 MILES TO GRACELAND, but now I'd like to add DREAMCATCHER to that list. I'm getting visibly agitated going back to such a time.

I remember thinking during the first few seconds as the opening titles played over that AWFUL, AWFUL video game-graphics scorpion fight that there better be a good, goddamn reason for watching what I'm watching. The entire movie is the cinematic equivalent of late-'90s/early-'00s nu-metal. Just an ugly, ugly…

BUILD THE HALL!

3000.
MILES.
TO.
GRACELAND.