Warner Bros. Pictures, you are fined 15% credits for violation of the Verbal Morality Code.

Oh, man. This could change in a minute, but right now if forced with a potential bullet in my head, I'd go with… "War Within a Breath."

Speaking of (unrelated) Baldwins, if you had to share a cross-country road trip with Stephen and Adam, how would you kill yourself?

Love RATM. Grew up on them. As a teen, they introduced me to a lot of books and bands I may have otherwise been unfamiliar with. From 1994 till their official break-up in 2000, I saw them nine times. So, it's with some sort of non-existent ownership that I can say that, despite the last minute and a half, "Killing in…

The NASA The Furious

I've said this numerous times. "Firestorm" has probably the greatest tagline of all time:

CCH Pounder is in my top two favorite names of all time.

I GAVE THEM A CHANCE TO MENTION COPLAND… AND THEY BLEWWW IT!

Back in '98-'99, through a weird roundabout connection, I got to meet the original writer, Tom Jankiewicz (RIP). He had heard I was a huge fan of GPB, so he drove all the way to the shitty retail store I was working at in San Dimas, CA (Party City) and brought me two autographed glossy one-sheets (one for me and one…

I will never miss an opportunity to talk about quite possibly the greatest tagline in motion picture history.

Close! It's LCD, yeah right!

Look, if they were In-N-Out Animal Style Fries, then I absolutely get it.

THIS WAS THE MOVIE I HELPED KICKSTART?!?!

Dunno. I was on my phone the entire time.

Seriously. Said the exact same thing at the time. I was a dumb 21 year-old, and I was astounded at the number of people who thought this was real. I was like, "Do you actually think a movie in which real people are murdered would be screened in a theatre for entertainment?" Maybe now, yes, but, back in that innocent…

Yeah, the way I remember it going down was that Baldwin chose to do Broadway, and NOT reprise the Jack Ryan role, so they offered it to Harrison Ford.

Colin Farrell phoned in his performance for an ENTIRE MOVIE, and no one seems to care!

WHAT FRANCHISE HASN'T YET KILLED OFF THEIR DINOSAURS?!

I get the feeling Maron's trying to sell them on "STAMPS DOT COM!"

To this day, I remember my mom laughing so hard at that exchange.