Jesus, "Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love."

FOUR TOUCHDOWNS.

One of my favorite Greg Giraldo roast lines was to John Stamos: "John used to be married to my favorite supermodel, Rebecca Romijn-O'Connell."

Also the Denzel Washington version.

1984 with 1408 and 2012 would've been a stellar triple-feature. Way to drop the ball!!!!

I'll have time to read these all during my graveyard shift.

Make it sew!

I've long held that the real hero is Stef. He's the only one who's honest in that entire goddamn movie.

"I Want You?" Love that song, but it's such a bummer. Glad to see it worked out though!

…and that's bad how exactly?

"A SWING AND A MISS!" - Cleveland Plain Dealer.

I'd be lion if I said this sounded good.

Paul Reiser is NOT settling!

This just went from Mission: Impossible to Mission: In-freakin'-sanity!

Bullying accomplishes nothing

To this day, John Ritter is the only celebrity whose death I legitimately teared up over. Gone way, way too soon.

The Girl with the Dragon Tat 2

I'm talking about the director's cut.

While unwittingly so, with one single, solitary line, BROKEN ARROW destroyed whatever hope I had in humanity:

This then-18-year-old hated it when it came out in late summer '96, and the only thing I remember is that the Deftones are in it.