In the act of making love with a horse, who here can say where man begins and stallion ends?

No mention of the documentary, ZOO? A man dying because he had relations with a horse isn't good enough for you judgmental bastards?!?

"Mackleless is here tonight…" - future Jeff Ross roast joke.

Via Google, I finally found out last year that Cher was Armenian. All these years, I thought she was Jewish. Who knew?! Thanks, Google!

JET DIESEL CAN'T MELT XXX3

Jonathan Skay-,… Schey-,… Schaei-,… THAT GUY FROM THAT THING YOU DO will always be best known to me as that guy who got it on - a lot - with Rose McGowan in that awful movie, "The Doom Generation." Not that I rented it a lot as teen.

Jesus, and I can't even get ONE 24 movie!

As long as I can still play my favorite 24 drinking game ("Say it/SHOUT IT!"), I'm good. Take a shot anytime Jack says something, then shouts it almost immediately after… "Who do you work for?… WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!?"

I'm no father - that I'm aware of anyway - but if I were, I HIGHLY DOUBT I would let my just-turned-16-year-old daughter be whisked away by some 18 year-old stud with a Porsche.

That's ALOHA.

Ugh, how/why is the premise of people singing songs in a car supposed to be funny (especially when one of those people is the actual recording artist of said songs)?

Umm… These soldiers aren't so secret… I'VE HEARD OF THEM!

13 HOURS makes THE FINEST HOURS look like 127 HOURS!

That's you… You're the Rocketman…

I was bored at a party once (one of several times actually), and I started going through the host's DVD collection. This person owned John Q., and for the rest of the time I was there, I kept wondering to myself, "Why would anyone own John Q? A crappy Sandler flick? Okay, sure. A fullscreen edition of a Jet Li movie?…

The trailer that uses this for its uber-serious/gritty take on a comic book/'80s toy/cartoon property is gonna have a HUGE opening weekend…

I totally remember that 3-in-1 trailer on opening night. I knew FIGHT CLUB was included, but couldn't remember the others.

God, I have so many mixed feelings about this, but I should just leave my stupid comments in my pocket!

But will Evanescence be on the soundtrack??!?!?!?!!11??!

So 200late.