sybilvimes-therealmotherofdragons
SybilVimes-TheRealMotherofDragons
sybilvimes-therealmotherofdragons

“Flip flops and Crocs can also get a new life from a run through the wash.”

Here is my morning routine. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the

Pretty sure they were referencing the plot of My Fair Lady, where AH (as Eliza Doolittle) is transformed (in her appearance) from street urchin to hoity toity lady.

. . . Okay, now I feel old. Do I get a Blankety Blank Chequebook and pen?

BEAUTY THREAD!

So many tools out there making comments like “Damn I wish I was blind like Arya so I didn’t have to see that old-lady shit.” Just wait, someday you will be 90 years old and that will be what the woman you love most in the world looks like...

Maybe George R.R. Martin is taking so long releasing the latest ASOIAF book because he’s busy writing 2016. Stop killing our favorite characters!

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.

They way that works, as far as i understand, is that its called monovison and that your brain makes up for the mismatch which then allows you to see reasonably well near and far.

I have but one dream: to see Poe Dameron fuck his way across the galaxy.

Hi, Jezzies! I don’t post much in here and this will probably get lost in the greys, but...

I take Jordan over Steph and Kobe...same if not more maniacal devotion to winning, but Jordan has a good 40 pounds on Kobe and more on Steph, plus old-man tolerance built over a lifetme of heavy drinking. I don’t know much about Kobe or Steph’s party habits, but they both seem more like the “my body is a temple”