I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

Keep the house. Investment. You’ll burn through rent money super quickly and then be left with nada. Find roommate and up the $$!! Or rent the entire house for $$$$ and rent a small place for $$.

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

No one in Themyscira cares about your boner.

I’m far from the most literate guy in the world; i’ve got reading comprehension issues and attention deficit in spades. It took me years to finally settle in to try and tackle Atwood’s books, expecting a dry, humorless, but ultimately “good-for-me” read. Her satirical humor and her clear affection for humanity -…

>TMZ’s footage of Miss Conway returning home last night

There once was a fool from Manhattan

He doesn’t sound like boyfriend material. If you’ve been single for years, you can hold out a little longer for someone that doesn’t text you until other women have turned him down.

Not sure, but I finally went through and made a list of mine.

He’s fucking this younger woman, absolutely.

What if we’re already plenty broad?

“Flip flops and Crocs can also get a new life from a run through the wash.”

Here is my morning routine. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the…

Pretty sure they were referencing the plot of My Fair Lady, where AH (as Eliza Doolittle) is transformed (in her appearance) from street urchin to hoity toity lady.

BEAUTY THREAD!

So many tools out there making comments like “Damn I wish I was blind like Arya so I didn’t have to see that old-lady shit.” Just wait, someday you will be 90 years old and that will be what the woman you love most in the world looks like...

Maybe George R.R. Martin is taking so long releasing the latest ASOIAF book because he’s busy writing 2016. Stop killing our favorite characters!

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.