Cruise, his eyes wide shut.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

Keep the house. Investment. You’ll burn through rent money super quickly and then be left with nada. Find roommate and up the $$!! Or rent the entire house for $$$$ and rent a small place for $$.

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

No one in Themyscira cares about your boner.

This is great and all, but where are my Tiny Toons?!

It’s time for AAAAAANIMAAAAAANIACS. AND WE’RE ZAAAAANY TO THE MAX. So just sit back and relax, you’ll laugh ‘till you collapse, we’re Animaniacs!

We just can’t wait until Thursday night!

You or him?

I’m far from the most literate guy in the world; i’ve got reading comprehension issues and attention deficit in spades. It took me years to finally settle in to try and tackle Atwood’s books, expecting a dry, humorless, but ultimately “good-for-me” read. Her satirical humor and her clear affection for humanity -…

>TMZ’s footage of Miss Conway returning home last night

There once was a fool from Manhattan

He doesn’t sound like boyfriend material. If you’ve been single for years, you can hold out a little longer for someone that doesn’t text you until other women have turned him down.

Not sure, but I finally went through and made a list of mine.

Yes but.....

You must be mistaken, there’s no Highlander 2. There was only one Highlander movie. There’s no Highlander movie where it’s revealed that all of the Immortals are aliens from the planet Zeist that were banished to Earth for rebelling against some weirdo and that Conner just forgot this for some reason that’s never…

He’s fucking this younger woman, absolutely.

What if we’re already plenty broad?