He wasn’t. Burnett tends to elevate people based on a “reaction” from others - and it doesn’t matter if it’s a good reaction. Anyone who was in his orbit, knew he was a useless sack of skin and repeated failure at everything he attempted. 

“...‘Thank you!’ Once I ran for office, that stopped.” - no shit.

Well, good for you! They fucked me over way before you even got started. 

Awful looks, gives me the icks. Grocery money. (Annually).

Sitting here thinking... Grateful for a father who reminded me about oil changes, tire rotation... Huh. Nothing? 

As long as we get 100 tampons for six days...

Every angle - dumpster.

So many times I say, “this isn’t the used vehicle I’m looking for,” and this isn’t either. But that is a very nice price for something that looks new and has probably been highway miles used. NP. 

It’s been pointed out to me that it’s best use is for traveling, it can be a week - or more - out of date locally.

A ‘97 Bimmer with mystery mileage? ND. If it came with 5k for repairs (hey, I’ll split it with seller), maybe.

I still have my landline for this exact reason. Although the bundle is getting pricey and I look forward to cutting the cord since I watch very little television that isn’t cast. I’ll still use it even when it’s retired...

Epic! The most egregious thing I’ve done is take my gas can too. 15-17 gallons at .60 less for each one is nothing to sneeze at! Taking it to 30? Kudos.

I have an iPhone, a computer, Kindle - it’s far too late for me! SAVE YOURSELVES!

Please don’t tell me Waze is one of them...

There’s a sucker born every minute. The only way I’d consider a Tesla - is perhaps a slightly used sedan - of which (according to reports) there should be a plethora in the near future since they apparently have a glut of the newer cars they can’t seem to move.

Hondas are terrifically noisy and it’s not just the wheels - I wonder if it would be worth it for the old Element to see if the newer wheels would work - or fit. 

ND for ME...

Liam Neeson in any number of roles kicks their asses. If I were a daughter in peril, he’s the only one I’d want.

they float!