Saying fans “tolerate it at best” is like saying the 2016 election indicates America is immensely supportive of Donald Trump’s presidency; you are ignoring a lot of people. You are also making the same mistake WB did when making Justice League, where they were trying to cater to people who disliked the DCEU instead of…

The Flash is simultaneously involved with scenes that are representative of the best and worst parts of that movie.

Did you grope a woman? An alcoholic? Had your relationship constantly be in the news? Is friends with Kevin Smith?

It’s not a reboot. It’s supposed to be a standalone movie unconnected to the DCEU, kind of like an Elseworlds comic. 

They list of actresses the casting director suggested reportedly already stained with drool.

Hey, Israel is technically in Asia, and ScarJo is clearly proud of that since she chose to continue promoting Israel-based Sodastream (which built factories on stolen Palestinian land) instead of being a United Nations goodwill ambassador.

Jesus christ. Is it wrong that I’m curious? 

I’m reminded of how the posters for Fat Girl said “A new provocation from Catherine Breillat.”  Like, we’re not even going to pretend this is supposed to be a functional movie in any normal sense.  

Does Louis C.K. get a writing credit?

True, but he wasn’t a named villain at the time, and there was no final confrontation. Nowadays I bet his whole finding of the goblin suit and Trinium would have been in a post credit stinger.

Neat! I love Ellen Page & I’ve enjoyed the Young Animal line so.... I’m optimistic! 

Right, but if Black Widow counts as a villain, then her appearance in Iron Man 2 just further proves your theory. 😜

Man, you might have to go all the way back to Spiderman 2.

That depends: Does the Stark faction of Civil War count as villains?

Helena Bonham Carter is totally holding that cigarette Nazi-style.

There’s also ResistanceHole, which is a parody of weak-ass “Surely My Sparkly Protest Sign With a Pun Will Stop Donald Trump” liberalism

Ooh, I didn’t even know they had branched out into ResistanceHole. I know what I’m doing this afternoon. 

There’s a second spin-off called PatriotHole which is a satire of Alex Jones. Sometimes it’s funny; sometimes it’s too close to something Jones actually said to be funny. 

Clickhole is funded by Soros!

But somehow half the Racist Uncles and Bible-Thumping Aunts out there are still sharing the Abortionplex story.