This is an even better classic example of the film being better than the book.

The new movie won't be canon with the comic, the old cartoon, the newer cartoon or the upcoming cartoon. What are you talking about? In fact, I only know of the CGI movie being in the same canon as the live-action movies, or the Turtles Forever movie combining three different and unrelated canons together.

You mean Anderson won't make it into a burlesque anti-nerd satire movie like Snyder did, so people will watch it?

Here is the best time-travel related thing on the internet:

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The boy 3rd Rock becomes the guy from Moonlighting.

The yellow sun of Earth mutated him. Or maybe the pieces of the planet was irradiated when it blew up. Or some other reason.

Different continuities/reboots have different explanations. In some, he has an 'S' because people call him Superman so he puts that on his costume. In others, people call him "Superman" because he has an S-like symbol on his costume.

Most of the problem about Green Lantern, from what I've read, seems to be because there are not enough Oa and aliens in it, because those are the most exciting parts with the most potential.

Nicolas Cage is the best method actor of our time.

It would have worked fine as a movie or story, yes, but not as an adaptation of a game meant to be played by everyone from kids to their grandpas. That would be like making a movie you market as porn, but the entire movie is nothing but live-action futanari.

The thing is the movie is based on Battleship, which is something for the whole family including kids and teens. I don't think those are in the market for a Crimson Tide-style thriller. They are after the same audience as Transformers.

Peter Berg offered himself. He did say he is looking for an opportunity to do a Navy-based film but no one wants to do that.

Ben 10 is probably based on the original Dial H. Both are about transforming into a set of different forms/identities using a device

Very infectious indeed.

"So what exactly is wrong"

The Wizard of OZ was adapted/remade multiple times even before movies with colours was invented.

Well, if it's still fresh (yes, judging from the eye), it's a win for me.

Peter Dinklage and Gary Oldman are the best dwarves.

Used to be this one, I guess? It's a Protoceratops and a Velociraptor fighting each other. The former got a foot claw in both throat and stomach, the latter got its ribcage crushed.