"Peyton, when I turn around and don't see any footprints, is that when the angels were carrying us?"

Looks like he's gotten a little pail in the offseason.

A guy catching a ball wearing a Whalers shirt isn't quite as remarkable as that whale hitting a ball wearing a Blue Jays shirt.

Pictured: All those people who dance to Money Money at weddings

It's so nice to finally see a group of rich white people succeed...

Al Dente's Peak

Swimming against the tide here, but I don't mind Rome, apart from the interviews, I'll grant. Yes, he's not a good interviewer and he has way too many monosyllabic jocks on. But otherwise I generally enjoy his schtick. The only way I can put it is, he seems to be for the most part self-aware of his schtick (maybe not…

You take that back!

Only steers and bad engineers come from Texas, and I sure don't think we're looking at steers.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I GAWH DA BAWL BRAWH!

This Angel fan was in denial for years but now I understand what the rest of baseball sees in us. We are douchebags. Trucking old ladies + rally monkey + backwards hat 909er + something less than a golf clap for a player in his first AB at home after hitting HR #500 + the scoreboard needing to tell us when to "Be…

Diamonds from Swap Meet Leon

Tony La Russa Warns Grads About The Machines During Commencement Speech.

You madras, bro?

We here

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

I don't need to see your face to know you're being moody as hell right now