Johnny F'ng Football hanging out on West 6th street during X-games Austin weekend!?

I liked the part where you called him a bozo.

Where are all these people with cramps debilitating them for an HOUR!?!? I've never seen that in my life.

Samer,

"and the AC was hurting my skin "

"opening pitch crap"

[patiently waits for Big Gay Owl's response]

Dexter Manley: Thhhhe DDDDolphins are are are thhhhe fafafaFlorida of thhhe NFL.

Nice job, Lubbock.

Slam man's website on a mobile device is equal to someone recording a fucking video in portrait mode. It fucking sucks.

Wasn't a fan then and I'm not a fan now.

I don't understand why AK gets as much work as she does.

Something something Ole something something Sven something something Lena

Not saying Jim Rome is the end all, be all but it's amazing the level of hate he elicits.

Maya Rudolph is the female Fred Armisen.

Dearest Ser Pounce,

I beg to differ.

Well, based on the obvious age of these women, we know it's not Mark Chmura.

Carlos "Go Go" Gomez is the Justin Beiber of baseball.