It's a Clemson dog, so I'm surprised it's not wearing a choke collar.

So, like, 1/3rd of the fans stormed the field.

I thought this was actually a pretty well done, amusing, harmless bit of entertainment and i'm about as cynical as they come with this type of thing.

If Greg Oden was a Targaryen, his name would be Peter B. Dragon.

Holy Lance Stephenson's scrotum, this is a real opinion that a real person has? Andy Greenwald is flyer than Dayton.

I'm not watching videos that are filmed in portrait mode anymore. I'm just not. It's 2014 people, figure it the fuck out.

I would answer this, but I doubt anyone would ever see it.

Mr. Sam has a very small window to make money in the NFL, especially as a low-round pick. He's worked for free for his college and his high school. If he wants to make money through a show that may actually have a positive impact for people who are struggling with the implications of coming out or learning to live in…

Shit's makin' my penis soft.

"Wrong kid." - Donald Sterling

I believe it's:

Odds Manziel texted other teams the exact same thing? Gotta be near 100% right? I love visiting my buddies in Cleveland, and there's a lot to recommend there, but no pro athlete just starting his career campaigns to go to the Factory of Sadness.

I want to wreck this league together.

That's a woman who looks like she's experienced at throwing 'em back.

I never thought my life would come to the point where I am clicking a link for a backstory on a guy throwing a raccoon...but here we are...

The raccoon is actually the thing being thrown.

They were going to do one of Gregg Popovich, but the frosting couldn't hold up under all the necessary boils.

Nobody cares about your Tapout clothing!!!

If he wanted to have sex with a woman as unresponsive as a corpse why didn't he just get married?