51. getting hit by a car

People don't go to Chipotle because they want Mexican food. People go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle.

probably the same people who lack access to maps.

Are you kidding me?

Don Cherry is a clown, and he should always be viewed as such.

#bostonweak

For those people who don't know what Milan Lucic looks like, he'll be dressed like this for the next few months.

Noted Testicle Enthusiast Milan Lucic Displays Anger At "Not Winning The Hockey"

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Shelter Worker: All these little guys are looking for a home. Would you be interested in this cat named Eli Manning? Or over here is a cute little puppy, we named him Tom Brady. And here's a bird we named Cam Newton. And this little guy is JaMarcus Russell.

I really do want to help, Samer. But could you please post a description of the cat instead?

i haven't been able to think about anything but this cat all day.

that cat was as stoic as beyonce in an elevator

I watched it expecting to be amazed. I haven't gotten that drunk in a WWII movie since Inglourious Basterds. Praise be Alamo Drafthouse.

No burning American flag?

I am not a big fan of the purple granite countertop roads.

That pasta scandal is still the funniest/saddest story. It was just so ridiculous.

Helping him out would be good for his welfare and well being as a student athlete, so of-course the NCAA would have issues with that! Next thing you know he is going to want seconds of pasta.

Fuck the NCAA. Seriously. Fuck them.

AD Mark Coyle: Antoine has had a very difficult life and has had to overcome numerous hardships to get to where he is today. We are happy that he has found a home here at Boise State.

Ugghh I have such mixed feelings on this. As a fat girl, I want to stand up and cheer cause hey, a lot of us want romantic love and live in a society that says by virtue of our looks we shouldn't receive it. So hurray for messages that fight that.
But at the same time, no one *deserves* a relationship. Everyone has a…