Anybody else laugh at the irony of a Dinosaur pitching to a Priest? Somewhere Creationists are jumping for joy.

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

Pretty sure that's the knife cock gimp suit from Se7en.

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!

needs more shovel

Unbelievable waste of time and paper.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

"I think he should do five 'Our Fathers' for his sin of pride."

It's a bold move, but look how well it worked out for Francis.

"Wait, you can do that?!?"

I watched the entire race live and it took until Sunday morning to see a horse's ass.

Yeah but it's like watching the same show over and over and over but with different actors...

Just so you know, the guy in the Yao t-shirt isn't clutching the pillow because his team lost, it's because he suffered a stress fracture during the previous celebration.

jesus, get yourselves some fucking wall coverings and floor lamps so your apartment doesn't look like a rape lair.

He may have made a mess, but he did it the right way.

Not a Portland fan at all but I watched that 25 times in a row. Also, seeing Dwight Howard lose is awesome

must be why he put the apostrophe where no one ever has before

Then they should have just called him an arrogant pussy.