Sharks: [assess position]

You work for Deadspin. That shit's your bread and butter...

[takes drastic measures to remove cancer]

varlamov is a sub-human piece of garbage and I feel nothing but joy when I rewatch the goal from last night

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back lash? I thought this was the post-Donald Sterling NBA!

These days, no one in Oklahoma knows how to execute.

Sad Roy is my favorite Roy

I know MacKinnon talk is all the rage these days(Parise had as many points and played fantastically both ways), but it should be noted the Wild dominated 6 of the 7 games against the Avs and won the season series against the Blackhawks (though obviously that doesn't mean much in the playoffs....but still) Minnesota is…

That was a sweet goal. Awesome series to both teams!

Nino is Swiss for fuck you Norm Green! Go Minnesota.

"Me no need a rider"

What. A. Game.

Minnesota plans to honor Niederreiter by naming its first major storm this summer after him.

Balon Greyjoy goes to Kansas State?

Such an irresponsible "professional." Gronk is recovering from a serious injury and partying this hard so soon risks tearing his brotator cuff.

Mexican Beers, Ranked

Is that 12 Years a Slave Director Steve McQueen on the right?

Have I got a dance partner for him!

Girl....I'd be hiding my face, too!