I’ve been waiting for Jedi Survivor to go on sale, so that’s my immediate plan. (Somewhat cheaper at Walmart than here, apparently.)  

This is insane. The job of a waiter or teacher is WAY more stressful than being CEO, and involves far more actual work. No CEO works 60 hours a week unless you count “business lunch” and “commuting” and “schmoozing at the strip club” as work.

The what now?

This take is crazy. Imagine thinking that being a CEO earning millions and legally immune to any consequences is more stressful than being a waitress or janitor or teacher.

“but FFXVI is all but impossible to read at times. If you think this text was small on a 50” TV, it’s inscrutable on an 8-inch screen.”

It’s so sad that you made the same comment as someone else a few minutes later and hardly got any internet credibility points for it. Gotta be quicker.

It is strange how brand identities can be immune to the brand’s actual actions. Nintendo is now the platform of choice for the white-supremacist gamer who pays $8 a month for the privilege of praising Elon. Yet somehow people still will think they would never actively support white supremacy or misogyny.

This article starts with the word "cummy" and ends with the word "scummy," which was a nice way of bringing it around full-circle. 

I thought this was Deadspin for a minute and wondered why there were comments.

I don’t know about you, but for me eating pussy is way better than drinking homeopathic pussy in a mediocre beer.

I’ve lived in the US my whole life and could not pick out a single state flag, except maybe California (because it has a bear!) and Colorado (because it has the letter C). Though I might get them mixed up with each other. I’ve lived in New York and Pennsylvania most of my life and couldn’t tell their flags apart if…

Good thing Peter Thiel and Elon Musk are nothing alike!

Perfectly normal reaction to this story, the therapy really seems to be working for you.

If that had been a thing in the new King Kong game, it would have been portrayed as “Ha ha look at this crappy animation.”

People are treating it like it's a glitch in the game, rather than a possibly deliberate reference that's intentionally subverted. How incredibly stupid.

In real life, motorcycle drivers also weave between cars going slowly on highways at high speeds. I've frequently been amazed they don't die.

People saying early Sonic games are all about constant speed are like people who think Star Wars movies are all about lightsabers. Yes there are always lightsabers, but 90-95% of the movie is not that, and you are only remembering it that way because it was the exciting part.

They have been famously blacklisted by Bethesda and Nintendo. But I haven’t heard about a Sega blacklist; maybe the review is just a little delayed.

New Super Mario Bros Wii U is your reminder that until Wonder (which I hope is great), the Mario team has been godawful at recreating classic Mario game feel, unlike the Sonic team.

It can always be worse. If you’re old enough you might remember when GW Bush was the worst anyone could imagine.