Nobody’s being defensive. Your victim complex is just sad. Sorry you spent money on a Switch, sorry you don’t like it. I don’t like it much either. But please stop imagining you’re some martyr because a person suggested maybe the Switch wasn’t a perfect fit for you. 

Plus Target has the advantage that they’re not constantly trying to murder their employees. Sorry Amazon!

Some men can handle male-pattern baldness, and other men go batshit crazy.

What kind of gullible goon is paying Amazon for movie rentals and ebooks?

Trying to imagine the logic that goes into making your console worse for the holiday season... Like, seriously, paint me a picture of the guy whose thought process is this. What do you think is going through his mind?

Look friendo, I can’t emphasize this enough: nobody cares. You claimed Switch fans were defensive because of something you said, but instead the truth is nobody cares. The person who responded to you correctly stated that you probably wouldn’t have enjoyed the Switch if you didn’t care about Nintendo exclusives. And…

Imagine being the guy who’s single-handedly responsible for Kotaku never again getting Nintendo games to review, and still begging people to pirate Nintendo games in every damn article he writes.

This is the only comment that matters. Kind of stunning that the article doesn’t mention prices, but then you see it’s Zack...

You seem to be confusing “Nobody cares” with “A lot of Nintendo fans care.” Common mistake.

OK, but imagine the Nomad had a Gameboy emulator you could download for it, and that Zack Zwiezen had published an article here telling everyone how much better he thought Metroid 2 was on the emulator, maybe perhaps the same day Metroid 2 came out. And now imagine that Kotaku never got another Nintendo game to review…

I don’t know, I click on and comment in every article about Monkey Island and Kotaku still hasn’t even posted a review of the new game. I’m starting to think one commenter doesn’t make much of a difference here.

Do all those comments just sit here pending forever?

https://www.vox.com/recode/2022/10/1/23381257/elon-musk-texts-twitter-billionaires

On the plus side, at least he won’t get either of them pregnant.

“Normally I’d agree with you, dear reader, that this isn’t interesting at all, and it makes sense that you’ve never heard of them, and these are not people you should ever concern yourself with, but...”

I know Herschel Walker always needs a handler, but why would you get the two most profoundly unlikeable people in the Senate to accompany him?

Iron Man 2 is the only Marvel movie that I will NEVER watch again.

It’s the only Marvel movie I immediately wanted to rewatch (granted that’s partly because I paid the $30 for unlimited views). It’s really underrated.

It’s their own fault, should have made a real Banjo-Kazooie game.