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Corporations exist not to dominate markets, but to increase short-term share prices. That’s why so many companies, like Facebook and Tesla, are constantly making flashy announcements to drive the stock market, and why many of the companies with the biggest increase in their stock price haven’t ever even made a profit.

In fairness to Zuckerberg, he's a cheap bastard.

PC gaming exists but is still very much a hassle to the general public, who use consoles precisely to avoid the SETUP and TROUBLESHOOTING checklists.

Facebook has been famous for cheaping out on features for decades now. I don't recall any aspect of it ever being fully functional. 

Your comment reminds me of when the “_____ for dummies” books first became popular, and then competitors quickly introduced “_____ for busy people” because so many people in their 40s refused to admit they might be “dumb” about a topic.

Since it was a PS3 game, there was never an option to download it—only to stream it. (Games from all other consoles can be downloaded.)

Agreed, the biggest asshole in any discussion is the guy who briefly looks up from his match-3 game to say, “Well from my elevated intellectual point of view, it sounds like you’re all equally wrong, and I can’t be bothered to learn anything about the situation to change that opinion, excuse me while I urgently match

Would be nice, but it sounds like this information tends to be kept very secret for whatever reason.

Your autocorrect turns “Mark Hamill” into “Mark Hamiltonian”?

She might just have a day job. I have no idea, but it’s conceivable. Except for the biggest stars, actors aren’t necessarily making enough to live on their acting gigs. 

It sounds like you only know about wages for hourly jobs where workers are mostly unskilled or minimally trained on the job.

I was a big fan of PSNow, and the new service has been pretty bad for me. I pay as much as I did before, but my favorite games are gone.

Why wouldn’t the same people complain about both these things since they’re kinda the same? Charging full price for an old game on a new platform is bad either way.

I always try all the weapons in Ratchet and Clank because you level them up and turn them into something different. Works well enough as motivation for the collectors among us.

What's really sad as an American is that Romania takes human trafficking far more seriously than Florida. If this guy had just moved in with Matt Gaetz he'd never have to worry about legal trouble again.

Trying to figure our what you thought you were accomplishing with this blandest of all possible comments.

“Ooh my stock options went up this month, let me just plug that into the old Excel spreadsheet and extrapolate for the next 50 years and act like I'm already a jillionaire. I are smart!"

If you’re rich, you can afford NOT to be an asshole, at least in public.

At Kotaku, every game which isn’t a side-scroller is an open-world game.