I hate you for being so correct.

Kotick and McConnell are among the worst people in the country: almost every single thing they do makes most people worse off. They should be met everywhere with scorn, afraid to go out in public, holed up in the basements of their mansions.

OK, I’m a semiregular commenter on a video game site, so I’m in no position to judge anyone, but how of all things is this something to get worked up about?

I certainly care much more about load times, which even an idiot like me can notice, rather than 30 FPS vs. 60 FPS which I’m sure look the same to me. Weird how he said the FPS was by far the worst thing. 

No joke, the thing that got me most excited was the addition of an easy difficulty in Metroid Dread. I am not good enough for hard games.

[edit] Thought I found a glitch, but I guess it’s fixed.

Hope all the rich people see this, bro. 

I do STARE, LINGO, and DUMPY which gets all the most common letters and all the vowels. Then I can usually get it on my fourth try, sometimes fifth. Makes the game pretty boring, but...it kind of was?

I like how your “VERY few” is one example of a guy who is not a socialist at all. Sounds like your opinion is VERY well-researched!

Imagine thinking that what he does was “work for a living.” Most people have real jobs.

Nobody would care if he just bought a normal car. This is the behavior of a dilettante sellout.

Every single rich asshole thinks they earned all their money the honest way (even if they just inherited it) and feels just as entitled as this guy.

It’s insane how many people will simultaneously say “a million dollars isn’t really rich if you live in SF/NY” and also “$15 minimum wage is just really excessive for THAT kind of work.”

If he donated 90% of his income, his salary would still be way higher than most Americans. 

Half of Americans would join the zombies if it looked like they were taking over the majority of the world. Plus their probability of dying goes down (head shots are less than 2% of all shots). 

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“Your overconfidence is your weakness.” -Luke

You know why. Please don’t make us go over this again. 

Hope the CEO you have a crush on sees this, bro.

Remember kotaku.com/core? That was a good idea, unfairly disparaged.