Fuck. you. I. am. picking. my. nose.

What goods? What kind of store? What’s her defense?

What does this have to do with anything in the post? 

Lefties who actually grew up poor don’t support Bernie Sanders as much as those who are just dabbling in leftism until the bonds mature. 

Meanwhile the country spent about 8 seconds talking about Trump’s affairs over decades which involved paying the women to keep quiet (I’ll bet you can only name one of them!). And if that had been the ONLY thing he’d done, he would have been impeached for it, but there was always a new thing.

You must have felt so satisfied when you hit the publish button on this comment, but I doubt it will look very good in the morning. 

Obama was exactly the same as Biden politically (that’s why they were running mates!). As I recall he did pretty well for himself. What are the “4 previous” candidates you’re referring to?

Is your theory that Boomers only started being shitty and selfish after Millennials were born?

Young voters are really hard to activate. Relying on a large group of them because a small group of them says they’re on board always fails. They have a hard enough time voting in the general election, and they are especially poorly informed about primary elections. Can’t totally blame them: we make it really hard in…

Well at least you didn’t include a snake emoji, so you’re a little better than the rest of the Bernie bros. But still not doing anything to convince Warren supporters like me to switch to Sanders. It’s just all resentment and bitterness from that crowd.

This hasn’t been a thing for decades. Clinton/Gore and Bush/Cheney both did quite well despite being from the same region. McCain/Palin and Kerry/Edwards did poorly despite being from very disparate regions. There doesn’t seem to be much correlation in the past 30 years. 

What is this all about?

“I can’t even afford to boil my lance because of all the Mexicans taking the hot water!”

“I’ve not had a flu shot in 15 years, and I don’t have the flu, okay? That’s just me and my personal feelings,” Olson replied, adding it’s important for other people to get their flu shots.

With very little effort I could look like Meat Loaf in Fight Club. My trainer tells me all I'd have to do is take off my shirt. That said, I don't want to put forth that effort.

Was thinking of finding counterexamples, thanks for saving me the trouble. 

Every passing car a death trap, because they won’t stop for you, and won’t call for an ambulance if you are hit.

It should be two Xbones duct-taped together in an X shape. 

Half the Switch library was and remains remasters of Wii U games. How is Nintendo not included in this statement?

I haven’t followed Leslie Jones’ entire SNL career, but comparing her performances (e.g., in the Weezer sketch, where she made the whole thing work) to Pete Davidson in anything I’ve seen (e.g., Thirsty Cops from the last episode, or the debate sketch where he played Tom Steyer), she’s clearly much better at sketch…