Well, since Bernie has no hope of winning the nomination, his “supporters” being godawful racists and sexists all over the place is at least accelerating his exit. So maybe he’ll get a nice early retirement from Presidential politics and can just endorse Warren. 

Bernie supporters really are assholes, huh?

I’ve known plenty of Sanders supporters who are still saying Hillary Clinton was as bad as (or worse than!) Trump. Not all of them men either.

Thank you for explaining this. It sounds from your description exactly how parties in caucus states select their nominee. 

Because Nintendo.

I heard she’s going to change her spelling to Kaaytyy Walghdmannh to further avoid confusion with this degenerate. 

She’s 1/4 Spraytanese on her mother’s side.

Dear genius,

Hey, it’s bothsidesguy here to tell us that everyone is equally bad so that nobody gets called out for any particular behavior. Thanks, bothsidesguy!

Even so, police may confiscate his 500-plus firearms under California Red Flag laws.

“I can’t be bothered spending more than 10 seconds thinking about this societal problem that's been around for years. But here's how you fix it."

You mean since the publication of the Communist Manifesto?

Gronk: “Nuance are what you get when your uncles get married. Also I don’t even know the meaning of the word concussion! Though I think I used to.”

“I’ve been on food stamps and welfare, anybody help me out? No.”

I don’t get this logic at all. People should be punished with taxes if they work for their money, but if they got the money for free then it shouldn’t be taxed? Are you living on a trust fund or something?

Essentially you’re saying it’s a geometric series: add an amount, pay taxes on that, add another amount to cover the taxes on that, pay taxes on that new amount, and so on to infinity. But it’s a finite total sum (even though it has infinitely many terms), and whatsupaudi8 helpfully works it out above.

Now that’s not fair. The article also made me dislike Kate MacKinnon, which was a genuine effect.

What you say is true, but what’s broken about NYC is that if you save up your money and try to go out to nice places or events there, you end up meeting either rich assholes like Weiss or (even worse) rich assholes who really want to share what they learned from the latest Weiss column.

The linked poll found 42% support for leaving the UK to stay in the EU. Which is presumably growing from where it was, but not a majority yet. So it’s consistent with the majority of Welsh voting to leave. 

In fairness, Jezebel was one of the few Gawker sites that really did help make the case for Hillary Clinton, when people at Deadspin and Splinter were saying they didn’t care who won. Joan Summers is a more recent hire, since apparently Jezebel wanted in on that sweet, sweet incel action.