Come on, isn’t living in New Jersey punishment enough already?

He’s 15 years older than her. As she said, he’s had more time to see these movies. 

“Goes off on” would be a more typical way to say it, at least where I’m from.

Not a great day for that joke considering what just happened in Kyoto.

There is something about tragedies in Japan that makes commenters here blame Japanese culture in a way they would find disgusting if they happened here. 

Schitt’s Creek rarely has laugh-out-loud funny moments (but it does have some, especially from the great supporting cast). But it’s fun and sweet, and “sweet” is not normally a word I ever use to describe TV shows. The romance plot with David this last season was satisfying and enjoyable to watch in a way that most…

Too late. Once the memo is written under the Trump administration, it apparently becomes binding on future DoJs (as this one did). 

You must realize, though, that as soon as Trump loses an election to a Democrat, Barr will immediately commission a rewriting of the memo during the lame duck period. We keep imagining that things which protect a Republican president will be applied fairly to a Democratic president, in spite of all evidence to the…

I’ve always wanted to do that. You’re a hero. 

In fairness, he also stayed in the party after Trump said he was a loser because of his life-defining experience as a prisoner of war. That earlier experience probably taught Trump he had no dignity left to lose. 

Come on, now you’re just being silly.

Wait, you mean the guy who said “Ew, no” to a date with Meghan McCain and then ended up marrying her might not be attracted to women?

The unreasonable angry part: “People can’t even read the OPENING FUCKING SENTENCE before commenting these days.” Posted 8 minutes after the original comment.

It must be embarrassing to have gotten so upset you were screaming curses in your first post, and still be wrong. Why keep doubling down though?

I was hoping this was the last possible opportunity. Are there more?

A! No, B! No, AB! No, none of the above!

I was also just making a joke but never thought of it as a serious thing. We’ve all grown up as dorks, and it’s a miracle any of us have girlfriends/wives, so it’s funny to imagine every story as a kid in middle school telling us about his girlfriend in Canada. (Also I really wanted to make a Violent Femmes reference.)

I read your comment to my girlfriend and she agreed. Then I started writing this comment while my girlfriend was watching. Also my girlfriend likes to touch me all over my body.

I learned so much about this guy while trying to figure out if that was a real name or not. I guess once NFL teams stop hiring him, he’ll go back to anonymously selling used cars as Joey Fakename.

Sometimes less is more.