Oh no actually I can take criticism.

Cuomo is the brother of New York State’s governor, not the City’s mayor.

Your last sentence is redundant, you know. “This drives me up the wall. Many things drive me up the wall. This is one of them.”

Labia I do believe I’ve failed you.

Have you ever been to a bar?

“Our movement is about more voice for voters,” she says while an impromptu chant is suppressed and its advocates escorted from the room.

He’s better than a cold bath with someone you dislike. (h/t Jazz Butcher.)

He left his laptop on the subway mid-comment, and somebody else finished it. 

“I’m so distraught I’m going to stop taking my studies seriously” says girl who is famous for two things:
1) being the daughter of someone famous
2) not taking her studies seriously

I’m so old I can remember when juice was a healthy alternative to soda.

I don’t think that’s how this works. It’s more, “Wasn’t there someone who said mini muffins were nutritious or something? I forget who, but I might as well buy them, they seem OK.” I always thought that’s how advertising works. 

Three times! In one tweet! I figure you’d say “kids” just to stay within the character limit. 

Sometimes people make jokes on other web sites too. 

Unless she killed herself with a gun, there won’t be any thoughts and prayers offered. Those are always given to protect the guns, not the human victims.

Have you ever been to American wedding?

She published with Archway publishing.

Yeah, just look how they turned on Tim Scott when he started saying, “Sometimes black people actually are discriminated against.” They HATE him now, because now he’s just like all the other black people.

That’s not true, Donald Trump has gotten somewhat more hate comments than Lori (though probably not as many as he deserves). Her problem is that she’s not quite rich or powerful enough to be able to do crimes with total impunity. 

The video is 13 minutes long! To discuss a scene that’s a few seconds. This guy needs an editor.