And IQ

JetBlue just did something similar to my mother flying to the Virgin Islands for a funeral. They booked her ticket, but neglected to tell her that they are no longer flying the last leg. When she went to check in the day before her trip, POOF, the whole itinerary was gone.

Fuck you.

Where are the Seven Days when you need them?

More like a stink tank

Borscht Belches

My best friend in college was a blonde debutante who looked like a young Grace Kelly. One time, after walking around Saks with me, she told me that if we ever needed to turn to a life of crime, we should be a 2 person shoplifting ring that did exactly that. She said “I could have thrown the whole store in my purse…

It freaks me out how many things he says that have bizarre logic gaps and violate social norms, and yet, it’s like we’ve all decided to ignore it.

Yes. I. Did.

She might have something to say about that:

You can probably triangulate from my cousin’s FB posts.

And the weirdness with his mother that went nowhere?

I can literally envision him shitting in every bed in the residence.

How dare you put the thought of him walking naked down Pennsylvania Avenue, orange “tan line” stopping at his neck, age-spotted incontinent ass flapping in the breeze, wispy cotton candy pubic hair lank around his shriveled dangling nutsack, into my head?

Counterpoint: No, it’s not.

Ideally, you don’t “let” anybody suffering from trauma and depression kill themselves, but certainly not children and adolescents.

This. Crusty. Bitch.

1. I’m certain Chuck Sr. & Jr. are playing the long con against Jock. They would not have two season finales in a row where that cornpone cocktickler gets the last laugh.

I watched the screening. Despite knowing exactly what happened, I did feel myself hoping, hoping that somehow the verdict would be different. The second time I saw it, they showed clips from the last two episodes. When I saw the transition between their childhood selves and the men they were when they came out of…

Furthermore, Katie Porter is a law professor, and Black, White, Asian, Latinx, this is how law professors ask you questions.