Your Mama is my Mama, and I think I love her.

The jackass Black folks in my family posting shit on FB like “what [gay man] is out at 1 AM and not up to no good?” can shut the entire fuck up. One and a half months into 2019 and already my Bullshit Rage Meter is in the fucking red zone.

Official WH response:

“We’ve done more than any other President has ever done in the first two years of his presidency.”

Does she mean super hot as in “Extra Crispy?”

I mean, I guess it’s better that he be upfront about it, but...

Did you link to your own tweet?

Ronna, baby...

Why not both? 

He was supposed to be a Christmas angel. Remember how he blocked the desk agent’s view so the kid could sprint through the airport?

Y’all.

Damn. I am never, ever playing the dozens with you.

I make decent money (not fuck you money, yet) and I still do most of this stuff. Mom says that’s how rich people get and stay rich and I’m fitna find out.

Wrong. People who want to curry favor with this corrupt enterprise also donated.

Go back to your kiddie porn swap meet.

Publicly threatening suicide after chiming in on Kanye’s latest stream of bullshit is manipulative. And a person can be manipulative and still deserving of sympathy. Detached sympathy that does not include re-involvement in a situation you’ve already decided is not for you.

This comment makes no fucking sense. How is a random Internet commenter supposed to provide a (semi-)celebrity with treatment and help? You do know where you are, right? You do know what we do here?

It might have helped some of the people he injured. Which is the entire purpose of an apology. A genuine apology.

Exactly. That is exactly what everyone is asking for.

Ok, then Kevin needs to stop being so sensitive about his ass getting fired.