This. I’m sitting here, a sexual assault survivor, ready to vote for Joe Biden (who has been photographed fondling people without their consent) because we cannot make it through another four years of the destruction of our civic systems.

That household has to be like the Carville-Matalin barbecues.

Between this and Megyn Kelly, life just gave me all the proof I need that Santa is a Black woman.

It’s hard out here for a(n) pimp asshole.

The Polo Bar is literally one block away from Trump Tower. So basically Don Jr. was ready to pop out of his office and come an entire city block for these thirsty bitches. Wow, dude - that’s some access you’re bragging about. And I’m pretty sure it’s less about your importance and more about showing up Chelsea.

There are certain phrases that make it clear AF that I’m dealing with a racist or a troll or a racist troll. “some black dude” is like a neon sign saying “this way lies ad hominem bullshit.”

True. We don't. Which is why we can't seem to stop losing races we absolutely should win.

Cause he’s an ARTIST.

He came and talked to a conservative law students group at my school, and I sat there the entire time with my mouth open. Thinking “Umm, does he even know?”

If you don’t know how to put it into words without it seeming terribly insensitive, then maybe contemplate shutting the fuck up.

I’m gonna need you to take this one in:

The only joy I take from this is it makes it clear he was watching last night’s returns, stroking his flaccid dick and sobbing.

I would have sex with Idris Elba in the aisle of my church. During Sunday morning service.

Water is wet .. and so am I.

And did it open a portal to an alternate dimension?

Why do trolls keep trying to come to/for The Root?

How come our Black Savior didn’t fix everything?

Not when she writes like one.

What are you talking about? Pretty sure I’ve seen Emma Stone  hosting at least twice.