Clearly, bitching from behind his keyboard in the comment section is bringing meaningful positive change to his community.

Fuck each and every one of y’all. If you were truly his public, you wouldn’t have voted for a Cheetos-dusted humanoid turd to occupy the White House. Check the voting patterns. Y’all did this, and My Black President doesn’t owe you a damn thing.

They can get all the fuck out of here with this clickbait bullshit. Their racist asses take us to the brink time and time again and Black people are supposed to fix their fuckups every. damn. time.

For all the jackass mofos looking to ride in and defend his right to “free speech,” two things.

Fuck you. This is the worst of the Jezebel white woman orthodoxy. God forbid anybody buck the groupthink line.

Good God, when are Black folks going to let go of this deadly silence around the pains in our lives - the twinges of heart disease, the peripheral nerve pain that signals diabetes, and the mental aches that are the entirely natural consequences of living in a country where we’re not even allowed to cookout in the damn…

Mystery solved. It’s jizz. Definitely jizz.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

True. True.

Is it not clear to you by now that no one gives a fuck what you would be interested in? You are so clearly here to stir shit. You have contributed nothing to any meaningful exchange of ideas.

Right after we start calling out internet commenters as attention-seeking children who didn’t get enough approval from mommy and daddy.

But you’re willing to get on the internet and embarrass your own damn self?

Or nominated his personal attorney for the Supreme Court?

i support all of these platform planks.

And.... I’m tearing up at the office. Fuck you, forreals..

Enjoy:

But who’s going to pay for my new vagina? (similarly clenched so hard it broke)

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