They claimed they moved out of that house because it was too close to his workshop. When you know it’s because Kelly found him dry humping the shiplap and moaning Joanna’s name, holding the “book of Jo.”

Chip always does crazy things when they’re “showing couples their choices” (despite the fact that they’ve already closed on a house before production starts). On one episode, he picked up and ate a dead roach.

I would let Jeff Goldblum circa NOW pick any hole in my body and plunder it in any manner he pleased.

Some woman already posted on Facebook that a woman snatched off her hijab in Walmart and told her to hang herself with it. Another woman posted that 2 men harassed her at a filling station (and one of them showed her a gun in his waistband). These are FB posts, so take them with a grain of salt, but they are not Out…

I have two idiot cousins proudly proclaiming this shit on Facebook. “Black people shouldn’t vote because they’re all the same anyway.” I finally lost my shit when one idiot bitch started talking about how the people that fought and died for our right to vote were just trying to be like white people.

Every fucking Black person who is killed by a racist (cop) in the “revolution” she anticipated must be laid at her fucking door.

I saw that. Every time he tried to get specifics, she just stuttered her way back to pat phrases. It was frightening.

Yeah, and those dark-ass basements seem like a real invitation to occupational injury.

Not to be all “earnest nerd girl,” but that is the impetus behind the Posse Foundation. They basically give kids who would be the first in their families to go to college a group to go to school with.

I hope and pray for meaningful third party in this country, but holy shitballs! Anyone throwing away their vote on one of those two idiots and potentially risking a Trump presidency needs to just face the way in which they are emboldening a know-nothing, racist, anti-immigrant wave of hatred for the next 4 years (or…

This, this, this. Am I delighted with the political conversation this year? No! But I am terrified by the alt-right cooption of disaffected working class voters, fueling misdirected racism and conspiracy theories. That has to be repudiated at the polls. Then, hopefully, genuine progressives can course-correct.

This is the mystery of the #NeverHillary crowd for me. Fucking vote for her (especially if you’re in a swing state, and don’t trust the polls because a lot of secret racists may come out to vote for the Trump shitbasket) and then work your ass off to ensure genuine progressive politics in Congress, where real shit…

Proving that you CAN be progressive and sexist, if you try hard enough.

Please don’t pretend that jurisprudential acumen has been an absolute bright-line in the past.

I could not love your mother more. Please tell her that she brings an Internet stranger deep and passionate joy today.

Based on my certification as an Internet Armchair Psychologist, all of these photos are beginning to make me think something really did happen between them. I’d bet Donald would hold his nose at penetration, but would be totally fine with watching a seductive movie with his daughter and putting a bag of microwave…

I knew it!!

Shut your filthy mouth. Sugar, fat, and nuts sit atop the food pyramid.

Nobody said you should be silenced. I just wish you would shut the fuck up.

I wanna grease his scalp.