Kurt? Kurt Metzger?

This is a MRA troll. Don’t feed it.

Chhhhhpppppssssssssssss. “Sticky finger bitches.” Watch me slap the mess out of you with five of these sticky fingers!

Is there any process for demanding a pussy refund? As in, I gave you some, but now I want it back?

A blind man told me he was voting for Duke and Trump.

They make the best doctors and the best accountants.

I’m pretty sure this dude delivered me pizza and weed this weekend.

That was a really obnoxious and slightly contemptuous thing to say. And I love you for it.

Tika Sumpter is actually a very good, if underrated actress. Most of the roles she’s gotten have been focused on her beauty, so I’m glad she had the grit to pursue this role and actually push to get this movie made. Not to mention that it would have been a bit of a struggle to find an actress who could capture…

I can conclusively state, based on the symptoms you describe and my own degree as an Internet Internist, that Dr. Drew is suffering from tertiary syphilis and is therefore not responsible for the content of his statement.

Your husband might want to get his mom an extra special present for his birthday. IJS

Thank you. Vets and rape survivors that I know could really teach people a few things about not using that phrase so loosely.

What makes you think this is TMI? This just the exact right amount of I.

Fingerbanging his ego alone must take up a good 40% of your day.

That would be like opening a beautifully wrapped box and finding that racewalker’s 3 month old underwear.

so much righteous indignation and sanctimony... It’s nauseating

So true. Of course, we are also free, under the First Amendment, to talk about the fact that this talentless hag is also a thin skinned crybaby who clearly wants to pay attention only to those who stroke her fragile ego via social media.

My cousin got caught up in this. First, she just thought it was annoying because they were closing the terminal where it happened, but at one point, she turned a corner and people were running in panic. Thankfully, she was OK, but the aftermath of stuff like this can be just as dangerous.