Black don’t. Black don’t, Black don’t craaaaaack.....

Suicide?

Butt stuff in the alley.

Now kith...

Remember those heady halcyon days when you could support yourself as a Times Square taxi dancer? No? Me, neither.

You have to make a real commitment - before, during, and after - to ensure that your kids know and respect and share your values when they’re surrounded by that much wealth and inequity.

It’s not just about keeping your children away from the “unwashed masses.” There is an argument to be made that it substantially improves your child’s ability to get into a highly competitive college.

This is semi-outing myself, but I was working at a retreat that Hari Kondabolu attended, and I saw him taking a pic with one of my coworkers and I joked that I was going to get a copy and Photoshop myself in. So he looked at me like, ummm, ok, and was like “Or you could take a pic with me.” (embarrassment 1).

Because Justice may be blind, but she better not whip a titty out.

Then you are apparently our former Attorney General.

Done!

That would be one lucky baby - coached into the world with all the exuberance and laughter of Leslie Jones. All babies should come in that way.

That’s what I did.

Rubinstein is just a shit human being who’s bad at trolling. Please don’t listen to that crapweasel. The intent behind your actions is obvious to anyone who isn’t an asshole.

Thank you for this. This really crystallized for me what I like about cruising. I have a stressful job, and a life that is ratcheting up my anxiety level. Cruising is the closest things adults can get to being swaddled.

Because everyone is mandated to enjoy your edgy cool vacation ideas?

On a bathroom? That’s just nasty. I stayed in a hotel (with someone, no less) with those, and every noise was fully audible. And there was the occasional random visual.

What do these booing idiots feel like with Trump’s tiny hands up inside their assholes, guiding what they do? Do they itch?

They sure don’t stand for women’s health. Or understand how the fuck it works.

People at my gym don’t understand why I FREAK OUT about violations of that rule. This, this right here is why I am reporting you to the attendant for taking out your cell and texting your friends. Plus, I'm fat enough that they could sell that video to some niche pornmakers and make decent money.