That has to be a British KitKat wrapper. That would never pass American marketing standards - where are the neon colors and the carefully-crafted, near-meaningless slogans?

anyone else getting the vibe from that description that it’s some kind of angel show?

Maybe this isn’t what you had in mind, but I like these:

She is absolutely not your equal.

Your second sentence just made me weepy. You are fucking awesome, and I will be sending all my hopes into the universe that your life becomes even better than it is now.

That makes me feel a little bit better, but that still sounds exhausting for the staff.

Dunno - is it like a savory flan? Those can be awesome.

You’re going to ruin cruising for me, aren’t you?

OMFG, I love cruises (don’t judge me) but I hate so many cruise ship passengers. They act like such spoiled entitled brats, myself included.

I feel like I need to add this as a screening question for my Trump bunker.

If we lived in a village, I would recommend that you be shunned.

1. I asked you a question.

Yes. Because that’s exactly what I was proposing. Jackass.

It may seem Debbie Downer, but people often don’t realize the aftermath of some of these things - when the applause dies down - can be expensive or depressing for people like this.

So we could have more “Daddy’s Home” and “Ted, Part III:Electric Boogaloo?”

Yes, please.

The piece you quote at the end is really resonating with me today.

She was referring to having her baby. And that’s a very West Indian remark. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve heard family members make similar “You laid down to make that baby, now stand up to take care of it.” comments.

Supports? Or takes their money?

I love Zumba with Michele W: https://www.youtube.com/user/ZumbaMich…. It’s more geared to other Zumba instructors. If you’ve been taking a Zumba class, though, you can follow along.