Let me begin by acknowledging that it's becoming clear to me that I am a deeply morally flawed person.

Was he really shocked when you both turned and pummeled him senseless?

No. Just No.

I'm sorry - I wasn't clear. I wasn't intending to make a prison rape joke. I thought I had found a super-funny way to say that they were straight up inviting KARMA to screw them over. Although, I can certainly see that I framed it as a forcible anal penetration.

See my response above. My feminist Mom and I didn't discuss this until long after it happened. She and her classmates didn't discuss this until a recent reunion, although it happened to an inordinate amount of them. A friend of mine is trying to figure out how to navigate this while raising her daughter in Manhattan…

I should have mentioned that I was a somewhat-developed 12 year old when this happened to me on a crowded 6 train. I was scared to say anything because 1) I wasn't totally sure what was happening (biolgically, I mean - I was a little slow on all that), and 2) I was with my mother, who would probably have beaten this…

This is heartbreaking because the exact same thing happened to me, and I felt exactly the same way.

Forget being destroyed in court. I'm thinking belonging to a group called TEAM NO HOES when you're the kind of person who would do this to someone else is a giant "Please Fuck Me, Hard, and In the Ass" invitation to the Universe.

This is helpful. I'm trying to sell a sectional sofa, and I just put down the price and color. I'm going to edit my sale flyers and re-post right now. (Don't want to do Craigslist because of all the robbers/rapists/murderers)

Pet peeve: when dickbags comment on something important with some trivial shit that shows how deep they are.

Hey! Any time I travel, I at least pop into the local Haagen Dazs.

THIS! That is exactly the danger of the glib, contemptuous edge to the comment that this "isn't normal." So, hey, btw, if this is happening to you, you're fucked up and should probably hide it.

And if anyone questions the veracity of what you have to say, take a quick look at the glee some of the commenters here are showing about the "cracks in the facade."

More to the point, can you promise that in the future you'll satisfy our desire for James Franco penis? Perhaps by posing as a teenage girl online and telling him you've never seen a real one?

But did you JUST have sex?

I will confess I'm half-asleep and only skimmed the chain of posts. I misunderstood your point. Maybe next time I'll actually know what I'm talking about before I post. Maybe not..

How is your insistence that the only valid resistance is angry resistance not tone policing?

Water aerobics.

At first, I was trying to be funny, but now I'm really sorry. I just recently realized I compulsively wash my hands every time I handle food. So, for example, if I open a Lean Cuisine and stir it and close the plastic - gotta go wash my hands. I can't just lick the mac n cheese sauce off my thumb. Don't know why.

Wait, like every time? What do you do when you have diarrhea?