I recently purchased an almost mint condition 1972 Camaro RS 4-speed from an old gentleman who was the second owner of the car. I even got to sign the old yellow paper title when I bought it, but that’s besides the point.

But seriously, I keep a towel in the car, it comes in handy more often than you’d think

While it can be

Do it. Mine has been in the family since new. Grandfather drove it for a few years, gave it to my dad who then taught me how to drive in it. Sadly, they are both no longer with us, but now my son can't wait for it to be his! It has been off the road for about 10 years, and is in need of restoration, but that…

They say it don’t be like it is, but it do.

The whole video seems like a vanity project by/for him.

Free up that right hand with this Masturbator’s Convenience Package:

I have part time hours on the weekend at a climbing gym. One guy asked me, after I gave him an orientation and tips on finishing problems, what my “real job” was.

Obviously they need an app to allow them to keep track of which porn they’ve already seen so they don’t re-rent it. I humbly submit a name for said app; Icame.

Douchecraft Carriers could deploy all manners of douchebaggery.

Most of the time it is cheaper and less time consuming to just give the shitty person what they want, so that they go away faster. This is basicly every large chains customer servce policy. Unfortunately shitty people also know this, and it encourages them to be even shittier, creating a shit cycle. Eventually all…

“I’m proud of you, son.”

Sure as hell not Nigel. I get a steady diet of angry old man around here to big with.

The children who refuse grill lines eventually become the adults who want their milkshake in a bag.

I’ll take “allergic to geometry” for $10, please.

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.

Wanted for questioning.

These guys should go head-to-head, live on paperview.