I'm pretty sure that when a dick touches a man's lips, he is no longer straight. Ever. And no, sucking the dick next to it doesn't cancel out the gayness. This story is just.... I don't even know....

Some have even sucked me off so THAT was always the wild thing, the straight guys giving me head.

I dunno, I guess, as a heterosexual male, I have yet to ever see one cock I want to suck, let alone two. The odds of a straight guy who stumbled upon two he just HAD to blow juxtaposed on the same person is like winning the dick lottery.

"Is it being born and raised in Ohio but living in Murray Hill for two years?"

Scott Hanson is my man.

Scott Hanson would never pull a bitch move like that.

Voted no - not because it isn't hilarious or exceptional, but because it's derivative of another nominee. This tweet is most appropriately considered as part of the general Lenny Kekua saga and not as a discrete event.

Your move, Bosh.

I can't wait until these minimalist designs are taken to the ultimate extreme so that they're so minimal I don't ever have to see this shit again.

how much do you get from BIG CAPS LOCK for singlehandedly maintaining the functionality of their dumb keyboard key?

Hey genius, I'm not a practicing physician but maybe it was the entire pie and bag of chips you ate right after.

Native American History X

though really the video calls for a sign language expert

This killed me

Bear: [stares at balloons]

Also, is this part of playing the game the right way?

Overall, very thoughtful. Provoking. A well-steeped dissertation on the American pastime, though personally, I feel as if some the allusions made were heavy-handed, then suddenly demure, as if a solid curtain had fallen across what was a brightly lit moment inside a man's journey through competition.