Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, it's impossible…

Go fuck yourself, Magary.

I think you miss the point of a hall of fame. Look at previous stories voted in. The vast majority had longevity to them, unlike Donald Trump.

But Rocket Frog was really a one-hit wonder. It exploded onto the scene but very quickly fell away. Other singular events like the buttfumble have had a lasting impact and thus have much more reason to be HOF.

0:13 a charming concussion, but that's a flag for running into the ref

You wouldn't happen to be a Cardinals fan would you?

He's saying "C'mon baby woo"

When Masai Ujiri tanks a team he doesn't fuck around.

And thus we get to the real meat of this site. It's just another bullshit excuse to throw numbers around and make egregious statements while calling it "science," just like you see all the time on YouTube's front page.

Seems pretty analogous to ancient Egyptian slaves building the pyramids thing. If there's one thing I remember from history class, it's that the pyramids are really cool so it was totally worth it.

"By the way, broad to me is not a detrimental term for women; it's simply another word for female."

I can only see two stacks of money icons. Where's the rest of the infographic?

People are still falling for this shit. . .

I don't even know who's trolling who anymore!!!

If only it was Greg Oden. So many Snakes on a Plane jokes will have to wait another day.

What's the tax rate on a blowjob? I assume it's automatically deducted and Congress spends 99% of its time arguing about who belongs on the Blowjob Budget Committee.

I like how you put just as much effort into writing this as the film makers did making the movie. So meta.

More like Papelboff.

Maybe he'll finally learn that ponytails are nightmare fuel for children.