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Andrew Jones
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This is pretty sweet... ‘buck-seventy is all I could muster on an empty oval...

Of course he wouldn’t have noticed if THE TURN SIGNALS BLEW OFF!

This race was actually surprisingly fun. Predictable, but while the destination was the same, the journey was down the wire.

I thought 90% market share was doing that.

PoP = C x A where “C” = the confidence that precipitation will occur somewhere in the forecast area, and where “A” = the percent of the area that will receive measurable precipitation

I caused a similar ruckus at JFK during the Winter Olympics when I turned the volume up during the biathlon. And then fired my gun in the air.

O.o No, no. I claim 50% of this. The other 50% is Dan’s. This isn’t political, it’s about a politician, but it isn’t political. It’s just supposed to be funny.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT PLASTIC GAS TANKS

Without sponsors I don’t race and then there wouldn’t be a story to tell

ABSURD? THIS. IS. SHARJAH!!!!!


The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

Just get out of your car on-track and he won’t miss you

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

Question about the title…Why specify human technology? What other species are we considering?

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Everything moves (rattles) in my jeep, never thought of it as a luxury though.

“Why Watch This YouTube Red Car Review When You Can Watch This One For Free?”