The unnamed driver was ejaculated from the sunroof of his 1996 Toyota Corolla.

Most surprising part of the headline.

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a snow brush, I can tell you WalMart may have one. What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a lifetime of New England winters. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you brush your car…

Yeah besides:

It’s not Top Gear, they don’t just abandon the malfunctioning vehicle.

Because this is the right response.

Where pilots make their money:

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

If you get out of your race car on an active race track an walk INTO THE PATH of another race car with the intentions of starting a fight with the driver and you get hurt, it is YOUR fault and YOUR fault alone. YOU have no idea what stewart saw because you aren’t him. YOU have no idea how difficult a car like that can…