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With the likes of McConnell, Cruz, Gaetz et al. still on the scene, there will plenty to barf over yet.

.. but I think you both mean Frankenstein’s monster’s ass ...

I'm picturing her housekeeper, fully aware that Martha is going to sneak a piece of cheese, purposely putting extras in the drawer because she knows Martha wouldn't be caught dead with it in her actual pinterest worthy fridge and she kinda feels bad for her. 

Report back pls

Why do you always give Wendy the benefit of the doubt? She’s a monumental jerkhole and she always has been. She’s a bandwagon-hopping, homophobic, transphobic, ignorant jerk. She should go back to something useful, like deep-frying wigs.

she’s a mal vivant if she’s anything.

Is Kimmie the Karmic Konduit not in possession of a hand tanner? how embarrassing- trotter and muzzle do not match.

Can we please not frame it this way? Maybe it’s just me but when men fight it’s just a fight but when women do the exact same thing, it gets gendered and used against women, for acting like normal human beings who sometimes fight, because that’s part of being alive some days.  

For fuck’s sake, reproductive coercion is NOT OKAY.

I really hate it when people say ‘could care less’. 

Sorry, I only recognize Colin Hanks as Tom’s son. Chet is some nobody that claims to be his son.

He’s not dead. He’s restin’... (perhaps pining for the fjords)

I give you permission to tap out of this shitshow and go eat at Denny’s. Life is too short for that kind of soul sucking bullshit. Run, run away.

More than that, though, he actually denied L. Ron Hubbard three times before the cock crowed, so that means he gets to stand outside the pearly volcano and decide which thetans get fed to the fires and which get to go wherever the hell it is these wackadoos want to go, probably some dumb boat with a bunch of little

...yes? Go talk to literally any teacher, anywhere. If a child misbehaves, it’s *always* the *teacher’s* fault, duh.

I will often buy two of the same thing. I might justify it by saying I need a spare or it was a bargain, or because I just like it. But generally it's more of an urge/compulsion. 

I would like to see the same size 16 garment on a body with a big bust, a body with a small bust, a body that is apple-shaped, a pear-shaped, an hourglass, etc. Show me the same exact garment on the same sized but differently shaped bodies and I will be a happy customer. Because what looks good on my shape may not

Gabrielle Union looks THE SAME. Woman has to be a vampire.

It sounds like they fed actual emotion to an AI for the last year and this is it’s attempt at replicating it.

“Kanye West  wants to hang out with Joel Osteen”