A few of us have attempted to perform some voodoo on Splinter’s corpse.

RIP Splinter, Long Live Splinter.

A few of us have attempted to perform some voodoo on Splinter’s corpse. Well-behaved commenters are welcome.

Killing Splinter at this moment in time was really stupid. 

Awwww, he went to Jared!

This is the kind of shit I expect from Shia Labeouf.

The Green Dress started Google Image search?

Big Companies Good Big Giant Beautiful

Unfortunately we all know who that crazy asshole is.

Feat. Azalea Banks

A girl I very briefly dated’s bedroom was FULL of fleas. She was so used to them that she didn’t even seem to notice them, whereas I (staying at her place for the first time) thought I was getting eaten alive.

🎶You didn’t, forget about him...you, you, you, you- you didn’t, forget about him🎵 

On top of my ex? He hated showering so only did it once or twice a month. He liked it when I would lightly scratch his back (not as part of sex, just as a relaxing thing) and I would end up with gunk under my nails afterward. My explanation is I was... going through a lot.

oh god, was this in 2010 and was I the one who blew you? To this day I am still shocked that the driver didn’t see us (or didn’t kick us out).

Received oral in the back of a NYC cab.

Maybe she just got spray tan tips from Ross Geller.

She’s been dipped in BRONZE like a couple of baby shoes!

“of the Target Mossimos”

Are we sure that isn't Charlie Heaton of Stranger Things/getting caught with drugs in the airport fame?