Guess you haven’t seen her picture.

Here is where that narrative disintegrates:

Deadline is reporting that Roseanne Barr will have NO CREATIVE OR FINANCIAL involvement. I'm glad the cast and crew get to keep their jobs. Good luck to them.

We need to maximize space for Kinja deals. These second-hand write-ups about cultural ephemera from days and weeks ago aren’t gonna pay for themselves.

I can’t argue with that. Human beings should treat innocent human children as if they are human, because they are.

My thighs have defeated everything else that people swear 100% works. I’ve always been tempted by Body Glide, but it is more than I want to spend on a likely failure.

Problem with a hanging notice is that people won’t read it. Espiecally not the parents of young children because they are contantly overwhelmed and inwardly focused. The motto of the parents of young children generally seems to be “fuck your rules, I have kids to take care of and therefore am more important.”

Winston searching for porn with the term “lady body” was a highlight.

I have a reason to share this now.

That dog scene was not fun to sit through.

The First Amendment protects you from the government if you say stupid things (excepting libel, slander, etc.)

Obligatory:

What are you talking about? They should cover more cartoons. And anime. For a site called The AV Club, pickings are slim around here, in between all the Trump clickbait and the Last Jedi think pieces.

I wish I had noticed this, but someone else out in Facebook land pointed this out: With Sadie now a rock singer and Lars a pink space rebel, the two of them have become a gender swapped recapitulation of Rose and Greg. Nice one, Crewniverse.

1) There is no children’s section of the AV Club.

There is something deeply ironic/dystopian/San Franciscan about an animal rights advocacy group using a robot to harass homeless people.

I don’t get how Trump can dictate hat another sovereign nation calls its OWN GODDAMN CAPITAL CITY!!! It’s like if Trump decided to simply call Mar A Lago The Winter White Ho.u.... scratch that, as if he called the BedminsterGolf Club in NJ The summmer White H.......shit

I really want to see that whole suicidal ventriloquist dummy routine. It had the potential to reduce me to tears of laughter.

Bonus points for anyone that happens to know who’s portrait adorns this particular room and perhaps was hanging right behind Donald Trump’s big dumb fucking head

My mom’s new husband is my dad’s little brother. (No lie)

Is there a list for UncleDaddy gifts? Besides lots of wine and therapy for me?