I am an animator as well... I’ve been in the office with him and he’s reeeeal touchy feely... And he doesn’t discriminate against men with this touching either.

As a former animator, this one really got me. This is like if Patrick Stewart or Tom Hanks get accused. PLZ PATRICK I HOPE IT’S NEVER TRUE MY HEART WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE ITTTTTTTT

Oh they had best get together too. The whole Jason/Tahani thing will hopefully end soon so that she can hook up with Eleanor and Jason can get together with his rightful love Janet.

Blind gossip sites are also where the rumors about Gretchen Mol and Harvey Weinstein started. I’d be hesitant to trust them in any case, but especially about any figure who’s already known for scandalous behavior.

I can’t look at Bublé without thinking of the great “Hamm and Bubbly” sketch on SNL.

You gotta watch them closely. I let my older one watch some crafting videos, but the little guys only gets my youtube account with animal videos queed up

I think B- is actually kind of generous. None of these stories really went anywhere interesting and both the Skinner and the Lisa plots didn’t have any laughs for me, either. I don’t know, maybe I would enjoy the Ohio State jokes if I had a clue what was going on with them (there’s a reason I don’t make jokes about…

This whole Szechuan sauce craze is so fucking stupid (though not as bad as Pickle Rick). But it’s made stupider because if anyone actually cared about trying an awesome sauce, they should have gotten the Signature sauce, which was pretty good. I’m not sure a lot of people knew that this whole thing was about rolling…

It becomes increasingly difficult to enjoy the show without thinking about its loudest, most obnoxious fans. For me, it’s not that I like it less. It gets harder to like.

I know this is obvious but is there a reason people would take the time out of their day to get some shitty McDonalds condiment packets when they could go get the same shit from any grocery store? How can people get “upset” over this? I understand most reasons why people can pretend to be outraged, but this is just...…

You clearly do not live in California. They are everywhere.

Sometimes there isn’t much of a choice, though. They’re easy enough to avoid in more rural towns, but bigger urban areas with lots of sprawl? You’re gonna have a beast of a time finding the house you want that you can afford and otherwise plausibly live with outside of an HOA.

This was also the era in which the American public officially transitioned to being consumers rather than citizens. If we wished to show our patriotism after 9/11, we were exhorted to go out and shop.

Bring back Bunheads.

I will help create this if necessary.

When Baba Yaga wins despite my vote, I expect Jezebel to put out a Baba Yaga beauty tutorial.

Thomas Wolfe said you can’t go home again. In this case, the only acceptable response is “Why would I want to?”