Sorry for your loss. Disasters suck.

It was Butch that keyed it.

I like cars too, guy, but geez

Some people are absolutely insane. So many people have zero concept of personal responsibility these days. So many women, in particular, demand respect from people they don’t know, yet think they don’t have to extend that same respect to the men of the world.

No way.

This is why I’m content to be an asshole and never ever pick up a hitchhiker.

As soon as I can time travel, I plan to key Hitler’s Benz. A lot easier than assassinating him.

Came here to react to this, leaving doubly satisfied.

A couple of weeks ago, I politely pointed out to a well-dressed middle-aged woman that she had parked her car half in a handicapped spot. She immediately had a meltdown and threaten to key my car. Nice.

Came here to post this. Leaving satisfied.

I’d take slashed tires. Still sucks, but at least you have to replace the tires just to use the car and the damage is gone.

Keying a car is a chicken shit move. If you have a problem with someone, have it out face to face. If you have a problem with a stranger’s vehicle, leave a note with your phone number.

Damn, what is wrong with you.

Not a wrap. The Avio editions were all painted in non-glossy paint. And above all, fuck anyone for screwing with someone elses car.

*Worst

Tires are usually cheaper, and easier to get fixed, and probably close to needing to be replaced.

I really hope the person who keyed it now has a key that won’t open their front door.

Worse things you can do to a car:

Tires are cheaper than paint...