Jesus Christ. This woman is doing it right. Driving the car for what it’s intended. Marketing the fuck out of both it and herself. AND improving her skills in a driver’s car.

I certainly won’t be the first one to underestimate the power of Nostalgia, but honestly, by this point... after the Wii, 3DS, AND Wii U’s Virtual Consoles, not to mention the NES Classic (which, admittedly, is relatively rare), just how many people want to play these NES games anymore??

I kept staring at it thinking “Are the Edge and Escape reversed?” But was only like 50% sure. Man, they really need to either drop one, or differentiate the things. How many crossovers do they even need?

The Edge is 10" longer, 4" wider, and 3" taller than the Escape, meaning that’s just a poorly made image in general.

Ha ha.

a kind of conceit which triggers an internal cerebral reaction of surprise and unexpected misdirection. Laughter is often an appropriate acknoweldgment of this event having taken place in the subject.

A great joke made even better with an explanation.

They’re casting shade by... not casting shade. (Since they eliminate a building that would otherwise cast a shadow...)

Is it possible to copy that Gold Master? My suspicion is that he copied it before he sent it back to Blizzard, as insurance. In case one day he felt like releasing it. Blizzard thanked him in a very mild way, and then started thinking about this. They realized that he might have done this too, and they’d have no way…

Old code using antiquated APIs. Would be a waste of time to learn it, unless you already knew, or wanted to learn newer graphical technologies to rip the underlying functionality. If anyone wants to see modern game code, Unreal Engine 4 and the new Unreal Tournament are pretty much open source (minus the profiting…

I’d be curious to skim through it. I’ve never seen a project that big and would be curious how they architected it.

Sounds like a Bioware game decision that has repercussions for the sequel.

That’s pretty cool, win-win for both parties involved.

...Sure would be real nice to have that source code, though.

I first started reading C & D when I was 13. I gave it up about 10 years ago. It just didn’t interest me anymore. (I’m 67 now.)

So, what we’re saying here is that Car and Driver is getting their story ideas from Jalopnik? Oh, how the mighty have fallen (I haven’t read C & D in years. They got boring).

I’ll have you know, I represent the Lollipop Guild.

The humanity!

When your driving is SO bad that people make multiple Facebook groups to keep away from you.

People who complain about that can’t even afford...