That’s a question for Mercury, not Ford.

Sending a child around the world in a sailboat because she was so upset about climate change that she stopped going to school is not responsible parenting.

no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

lol. Because the kind of person who doesn’t notice the bright red flashing engine symbol, the incessant chime on startup, and flashing screen while driving all indicating “low oil” are the same kind that would be checking their oil dipstick. /s

Armor-All is the Brylcreem of cars.

Comic Sans?

I won’t even travel across a king size bed for sex. You roll to me. 

Runner up is The Blouse Barn, the hilariously awful clothing shop from Schitt’s Creek. 

Ok, Mazda. I want you to hear me out on this...

Counterpoint - what kind of Christian uses his/her faith to hate other... ahh, my point fell apart mid sentence. 

Imagine living in a socialist country and using your surplus labor to give yourself the trappings of the petite bourgeoisie.

So many reviewers and comments on various youtube channels and elsewhere get soooo nervous when they see white upholstery. (Volvo currently offers 4 color options: black, brown, “amber”or tan, and white). But for purposes of reviews (both still shots and video), white photographs best. Black photographs worst, as…

Damn, that’s sweeter than a Merlot Brougham

How much you want to bet they still made him wait for his boarding group number to be called before he could get on the plane?

I’d push the attendant call button then hide.

Gah, tough one. It’s such a hilarious novelty of a car that I have to kind of love it. It’s kind like a shitty B-movie that becomes a cult classic. But cult classics always have limited value. $15k is absurd, but I think $10k for really well preserved version isn’t completely absurd.

We were, but nothing’s more Jalop than figuring shit out on the fly, so I’d say Elizabeth is fully and firmly One Of Us now.

Didn’t know Gemballa also used to puke on Ferrari’s. 

Seventies baby here who was just getting into cars right when the GTO dropped.