switchbladejones
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switchbladejones

Fleabag is one of the only shows I’ve watched twice within a year. I love it. I think it’s perfect. 

counterpoint: don’t!! we left these in the 90s and they need to stay there.

This is the life I’m living now. Why did I think heels all day err’yday was good?

Yay Wendy! It’s about time she dumped his abusive, worthless ass! Now I’m hoping she goes all Selina Meyer on him!

No because I wrecked my feet with heels in my 20s and can only wear flats or near-flats now.

Yes, and I want them if they come in a size 11.

In case you were wondering whether tacky minimalism was possible  

The cruelty is the point.

Her home sparks RAGE in me.

Every day there’s a new low of empathy, compassion, of human decency. I cannot wrap my head around what Devos (and the people like her) think they are gaining by denying trans students a safe place to pee. 

Between his “fashion” line and this house, I will at least give Kayne credit for having an extremely consistent aesthetic.

“A sexpot?” No.

reminds me of my favorite political poem of all time, “Fuck you, Bush”

Between her and Jenny McCarthy, I’m beginning to lose faith in the academic component of the Playmate of the Year voting.

I’d never heard this, but I need it to be true! 

And of course, she may have had a threesome with James Dean and Paul Newman. I’m not as convinced as some people that it actually happened, but I want to believe it did so badly because hot damn.

Eartha Kitt wasa stone cold bad ass.

“Okay, what’s it going to cost to get my little girl back in?” ~ Lori Loughlin’s Mom

I hate these monsters. I’m glad they have no new content on HGTV but the reruns will continue to haunt us until infinity. #fuckyourshiplap