switchbladejones
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switchbladejones

I wish more films like this, that seek to chronicle people in the performing arts, would take a page from The Red Shoes, and cast people who can actually perform said art, as opposed to actors who have to rely upon body doubles and editing to pull off the illusion, and even then, just barely.  

I hope Blue grows up to be anything but in The Business. The comparisons would be never-ending and harsh, even if she became an incredible artist of some kind in her own right.

I was already seriously side-eyeing Aunt Becky’s party bus antics and autograph signing, but that belt? No, girl. I have to draw the line somewhere.

Late 90s Jude Law was truly the pinnacle of male beauty. He’s still hot, but there was nowhere to go but down from how smoking he was in his late 20s and early 30s.

My God. I can't stop watching this.

Step aside and let a real hoe take care of his holiness.

Personally, I prefer Even Younger Pope.

This movie is The One That I Don’t Want.

Tell me less.

Down here Mexico way we have 99 problems, but a measles outbreak ain’t one. You know why? Because of extensive campaigns of mandatory vaccination for children. I remember when I was 5 or 6 (this was the very early 80s), two nurses showed up at my house, “hi, we’re from IMSS (Instituto Mexicano del Seguro Social);

Oh right, I keep forgetting she’s fucking insane :(

I’m finding this Olivia Jade drama more baffling all the time. Namely, why this unremarkable and frankly sort of unlikable woman had so many followers in the first place. Why do so many people feel a need to follow some unpleasant sorority girl abusing highlighter from her basic-bitch dorm? She’s not smart or funny or

Baffling. That insta makes her look like a 35 year old drag queen who has a surgeon on speed dial.

What a couple of boring assholes. 

Can.  Not.  Wait.  This thing could turn out (despite good press) to be a trainwreck and it’d still be the TV event of the season for me.  While obviously it’s in the Feud mode (and I did mostly like Feud) and probably would have never happened without that success, I will say I’m glad Ryan Murphy (and silent

Yep, if you don’t come out “woke” from the womb, you’re doomed forever. There is no such thing as education, personal growth, evolution of ideas Just like evangelicals condemn science because scientists update their theories as they gather more facts, we must condemn Taylor Swift for updating her opinions

Most people would assume wine or some other treat is intended as a gift for the host, unless they asked you to bring something. The only reason I can think of for the host to suggest they take the wine home, is that they don’t particularly care for that variety. Might also explain why it wasn’t served with dinner.

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

So Zack can afford to spend $10,400 a year on eating at restaurants but absolutely has to save $400 on the back of people making $3 an hour and having to put up with the Zacks of New York? FUCK YOU ZACK. 

I just cannot fucking care.