That’s some cursed monkey paw shit right there.

Ah, the modern American conservative’s lament.

I’ll never forget his cameo in one of Rachel Bloom’s skits from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend:

“Decades? Pssh,that’s nothing-I managed to turn the entire country into that in two years!”

OK, her step-father, or before she was born step-father, or whatever.  The lineage of the money remains the same. 

Related: I loved the whole “I didn’t inherit my wealth” as her defense of being “self-made”. Honey, no one said you inherited it, but we reserve the right to say that your empire was built on your father’s notariety defending a murderer, and your sister’s subsequent sex tape.

I do not and will never understand why anyone would want to buy this trash person’s trash cosmetics.

He get his dick stuck in a 20-year-old?

Best reminder of how young Anita Hill was when she went through that. I’m old now but remember how she was treated, remember the Clarence Thomas “this is a lynching!” combativeness (cut to 2018 Kavanaugh - same strategy their PR coaches teach them), and the tut-tutting from all the boys in the boys club.

It is a testament to our government institutions that we have survived this long with Trump as president. As much damage as he is doing, if we did not have checks and balances, it could be much, much worse.

“My first reaction in reading it is he probably is telling the truth,” she said. “He probably doesn’t remember the interaction. I would argue that he is so used to behaving in that way that it is no big deal.”

LOL

this guy sucks forever ass

When I was really little (and apparently a shitty kid), my mom took me shopping and we were standing in line at a small bakery. When my mom had ordered and paid, she told me we were leaving and for some reason this was unacceptable to me. Instead of throwing a normal temper tantrum, out of nowhere I threw my body to…

Once I hid under the covers so well while mom was in the shower when she got out she couldn’t find me. She had the neighborhood looking for me outside while I watched them all scream my name. She finally came back in and saw me on the bed laughing. She was crying. Think I was about 5.

Oooo I was a truly horrid little guttersnipe. The time when I was 5 and I sneaked outside just before a big ladies luncheon only to sit at the table later picking ticks out of my hair and putting them on my salad plate. The time I was 7 and they drove up to the house with my Dad’s boss to see me peeing in the front…

I was the eldest of 3, in a lower middle class family with not much money. My parents splurged on a new, expensive recliner one day for my dad. A few nights later they went out and left the 3 of us home. Not a good idea.

I once punched my mom in the face in the grocery store in front of half a dozen horrified onlookers, I was 15. 

I made my mom give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a dying hamster. This was the second hamster to die in a short period of time. Hamster number 1 escaped and was very likely murdered by a cat, so we were already traumatized. I was sobbing and she had to so something, so she laid a piece of cloth over this probably…