switchbladejones
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switchbladejones

I wish our culture didn’t shove every kid into college right away. I was an individual who wasn’t ready. Leaving for college came with very little knowledge of myself. I was that kid who was deeply imbedded in a toxic best friend relationship that weakened and I eventually broke off during this phase. I became

I agree with this so hard. Not everyone wants or needs to go to college, and Olivia Jade seems to fall into both those categories. Who knows, it may have been a better fit for her to keep on with the Instagram marketing for the time being and possibly pursuing more education at a later date after gaining some maturity

If your kid tells you they don’t want to go to college, believe them. That’s the one branch of education that should never be forced on someone, especially when they demonstrate zero academic aptitude. College isn’t for everyone, and people are allowed to change their minds later in life. I myself, am a much better

if Olivia and Bella truly had no idea

But its selling poison.

YES. Why are these celebrities feeling the need to snarkily chime in on this via social media? You may not have actually bribed a person to get your kid into Harvard, but HOW do you not see the correlation between everything your $$ has afforded your daughter throughout her life...all of your contacts and ability to

Kudos to Gwyneth for being self-aware and honest about pot making her MORE boring.

Also see: doggos. 

I don’t think I’ve ever felt better about being a spinster cat lady.

Soooo many reasons to take digs at Tori Spelling but this ain’t it.

People who say “kiddos” are pure monsters.

Ab’sent

Yo - STOP BRINGING THESE SOCIOPATHS ON MORNING NEWS SEGMENTS. 

“So if you friend jumped off a bridge would you?”

Tay’lor Smith

Will she be doing an interview with Natalie Morales on The Today Show? That would be trippy. (I was genuinely confused by the headline, because there’s already a well-known Natalie Morales)

“Again?” Maybe I’m just drawing a blank but has he actually seen a consequence for lying yet?

Trump’s entire brand has always relied on obfuscation and misdirection. He’s super-wealthy, but you can’t look at his accounting books, because that’s personal. He’s super-successful in business, but don’t bring up his bankrupting of casinos and real estate developments—that’s off-limits.

Same basic thing applies here.

#thoughtsandprayers

I wonder how Olivia Jade is going to overcome all of this adversity.